Moments In Oblivion

katt-astro-phy:

ryusantiago:

That precision.

I can’t even walk without running into corners of things.

(via datsassybitch)

My cat keeps kneading my legs. It’s cute but her claws hurt like fuck.

Also, why am I allergic to cats when I love them so much?
WHY MUST MY LOVE HURT SO MUCH?

theheavyheartinthephonebooth:

blinkstolemyheart:

imagineharrypotter:

Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.

(Source: braveponds, via datsassybitch)

dutchbag:

babyslime:

cyprith:

basedgaben:

garconniere:

tothecabaret:

1930’s Teen Delinquents

i.e. life role models

I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.

That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.

I want to write about these girls.

When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.

I always have to reblog this.

(Source: smokedsausages, via datsassybitch)

tenaciousdanielle:

pshychoanalysticpleasures:

angelicsin99:

dominant-musings:

Lmao!!!

This is why I love this movie 😜😜😜😘

Well Hell Fuck Yeah, Lmfao!

I’m going to be craving a spanking all day now

(Source: kinkysmut, via datsassybitch)

(Source: doctordboe, via specularreflection)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(Source: frahk, via datsassybitch)

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her.

(via specularreflection)

fantasticallyweirdshit:

requested

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